The laws of attraction

But I do care about you. And so I will give you a divorce gladly because... call me old fashioned, but when you love someone I believe you should be unselfish enough to give them what they want. 

Darling, you can't live your life avoiding the mistakes I've made. You got to make your own.

Please, please, can you just be the guy who breaks the rules, just this once? It's really important. 

The women

-How about you? Would you like to get a face lift in a jar?

-This is my face. Deal with it.

Someone once said when you don't know what to do, do nothing. 

It feels like someone kicked you in the stomach. It feels like your heart stopped beating. It feels like that dream, you know, the one where you're falling and you want so desperately to wake up before you hit the ground but it's all out of your control. You can't trust anything anymore, no one is who they say they are. You life is changed forever and the only thing to come out of the whole experience is no one will be able to break your heart like that again... And I wouldn't discuss this with any of your friends. They'll all want to help and before you know it, you'll be taking care of them instead of yourself. 

Ok, ok, alright. I appreciate all of you trying to help, I do, but please don't dissect and analyze every square inch of this right now! I can't take it! Just be there for me! Silently!

-This would be so much easier if I didn't love him. There should be a pill that you can take to make love go away.

-Why would you want to make love go away? It's hard enough to find it in the first place...

You know what I do when I have a problem? Before I go to sleep I tell myself I'm gonna wake up with the answer. And that does it, I do. You try it, go on upstairs and get a good night sleep and tomorrow morning it will all look better. 

Let me give you Leah Miller's secret to life: don't give a shit about anybody. Be selfish. Because once you ask yourself the question: "What about me?", everything changes for the better. I mean, after all, who are you? What do you want, Mary?

Friends with benefits

I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love. I'm just gonna shut myself down emotionally, like George Clooney.

-You're really gonna carry my bag? You're that girl?

-No, I'm gonna change your life. I'm that girl.

-My life is already pretty great.

-Oh, really? You wouldn't be here if your life were pretty great.

You know what I've discovered? It's not who you want to spend Friday night with. It's who you want to spend all day Saturday with. 

-What?

-Nothing, I'm just glad I met you.

-Yeah, well, knowing you doesn't suck either. 

You wanna be happy, find someone you like and never let him go. Or her, if you're into that creepy shit. 

I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her. 

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Instead ask yourself, my dearest love, what should a free man do?

Goodbye, my love. He doesn't say it. There's no room for softness. Not in Sparta. No place for weakness. Only the hard and strong may call themselves spartans. Only the hard. Only the strong. 

We march. For our lands, for our freedom. We march. 

Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

Give them nothing but take from them everything. 

Today no spartan dies. 

-I have lived my entire life without regret until now. It's not that my son gave up his life for his country. It's just that I never told him that I loved him the most, that he stood by me with honor, that he was all that was best in me. 

-My heart is broken for your loss. 

-Heart? I have filled my heart with hate.

-Good. 

-Any message?

-For the queen? None that need be spoken.

-My king, it's an honor to die at your side.

-It's an honor to have lived at yours.

My queen, my wife, my love.

Jerry Maguire

Who had I become? Just another shark in a suit?

Breakdown -> breakthrough.

I hated myself. No, no, no, here's what it was: I hated my place in the world.

I didn't care. I had lost the ability to bullshit. It was the me I always wanted to be.

The things we think and do not say.

That's how you become great, man. Hang your balls out there!

Roll with the punches. Tomorrow's another day.

And even if I have to ride you like Zorro, you're gonna show me the money.

This guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed interest.

You know that feeling: you're not completely embarrassed yet but glimpse tomorrow's embarrassment?

Wow... that's more than a dress, that's an Audrey Hepburn movie...

Take it easy, don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end like I do.

Maybe love shouldn't be such a hard work.

-You know this is gonna change everything.
-Promise?

-Do you love her?
-How do I know?
-What do you mean how do you know?You know when you know.

You're better than the rest of them. Don't forget that.

I was just on some wild ride where I thought that I was in love enough for the both of us.

-I'm not a guy who runs. I stick.
-I don't need you to stick.
-What do you want?
-I don't know...
-My soul or something?
-Why not? I deserve that.
-What if I'm not built that way?

On the surface everything looks fine. I've got this great guy and he loves my kid and he sure does like me a lot and I can't live like that. It's not how I'm built.

If this is empty, this doesn't matter.

-Thanks for coming.
-I missed you. What can I say? You're all I've got.

Maybe you're all correct: men are the enemy. But I still love the enemy.

- If this is where it has to happen, this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that?... Tonight our little project, our company had a very big night. A very very big night. But it wasn't complete. It wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice or laugh about it with you. I miss my wife. We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You complete me.
-Shut up, just shut up! You had me at hello. You had me at hello...

You're my ambassador of kwan, man!